BASEBALL

yes, the sport

Do you love sports, but hate all the high-speed action and mind-blowing athleticism?

Do you love doing math for fun and memorizing totally incomprehensible statistical categories such as Expected Fielding Independent Pitching (xFIP), Skill-Interactive Earned Run Average (SIERA) or Pythagorean Winning Percentage (yes this is a real thing)?

Do you love arguing about something completely meaningless that still gets people really, really fired up?

Do you love being disappointed, or, better yet, were you ever deeply disappointed as a child?

Do you have a complicated relationship with some or all of your relatives and need a simple way to find common ground with them?

Do you have a gambling problem and need to always have a wager on something?

Have you been to Philadelphia once?

Need we say more:

BASEBALL!

PAIRS WELL WITH: Other Dad interests, like history or cars

WE GIVE IT: 5 out of 5 tiny plastic novelty helmets filled with ice cream 🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨

FIND IT ON: TV (???)